Songs About Everything
Written and Sung by John Primm
Blue Eyes - or How Rotten it Feels When She Doesn't Care.
I heard a Monty Python bit once where they made fun of Shakespeare speak.
They used huge words to say the simplest things and it was very funny.
This song uses big words I never hear of before that I got from a Thesaurus.
The girl in this song was someone I met while on a European vacation.
I basically lugged her excess baggage around for her and we had some
good times. But she dumped me as soon as we were back home.
That trauma led me to write this song.
When you say you don't care, blue eyes
Do you really indicate I
Sort of turn you on when you
Articulate the antonym you wish to me elucidate
And therefore transubstantiate
My imperturbable essence
Which is supernumerary - into tears?
Oh I love you girl, but obviously
My unambiguous charity may become obduracy
If you don't suddenly extricate
And profess what you asseverate
Because your parsimonious manner
Oppillates nefariously - my life!