Songs About Everything
Written and Sung by John Primm
Smee-Cals-Flix - Words by John Kassner
This song is pure silliness. John Kassner was a fellow filmmaker
who also had films in the Kodak Teenage Movie Contest. He wrote me
about how much he loved my film "The Marble" and we became good pen pals.
He lives in Michigan, I believe. Anyway, he was a very creative and funny guy.
He wrote this poem called "Smee-Cals Flix" and I decided to surprise him
one day with an audio cassette recording of it. I don't even know what it
means, but it is fun to sing.
The Mack Roe Feen of shorty must
Will die unless he eats the rust
Of Mason's gook and sour crust
Without a word the table breaks
The hand of death it's son awakes
And then the cry of anguish now
Will fill our eyes with sawdust.
His hand upon the sawdust now
His finger in his naval - wow
He tears his skin, his brain he rips
Until Ferndation's sours crypt
Unless the eye of death meets hand
A war will come so very grand
Which makes his skin do of flesh.
Flesh plus the brown of doggie's tail
With condensation no avail
Without a fault of witness
You alone can gerk the flerk
The ferndock of Semorties erk
Perpetual tide in motion